If I became One Direction's stylist
me: omg hi how are you
one direction: good thanks, you alright?
me: yes omfg are you kidding me i'm great
one direction: okay that's good
me: yeah i know
one direction:
me:
one direction:
me:
one direction: so are you going to get our clothes ready
me: oh yeah of course *awkwardly walks over to closet*
me: so uh i was thinking louis should change it up a little bit and wear stripes
me: harry maybe you should wear that blazer jacket thing
me: niall you should wear that polo cause you look like sex in it
me: um.. zayn wear that cool jacket with the letter on the arm ok
me: liam you get that like plaid shirt thingy
one direction:
me:
one direction:
me:
one direction: you only applied for the job to see us undress huh
me: yep
